I’m so old I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee at the same time! I don't give a shit what you think about me. When I die I wanna be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn’t like me… Can kiss my ass! I always think it's fuckin easy to talk about the right thing to do.... When it's not your life. By the word religion I’ve seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god, I’ve seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. -- I know when others are picturing me naked......... Ooh stop it will ya? -- I’m much hotter on the internet. To me there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -- Tight butts drive me nuts! -- Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. Don't worry about knowing people, first make yourself worth knowing. All i have in this world are my balls and my word, and i don't break them for no one. -- I am who I am; your opinion is neither desired nor required --